I wanna see the coffins! I didn't download the app. Maybe he knows about us! We could have been killed! They're really doing great this year. We are 100% independent, without advertising or funding by film distributors. That's wrong on so many levels. Help to keep Gay Essential independent by purchasing our merchandise. Say, what are you carrying today, Brewster? They have to be invited. I said, do you think the Colts will win the Bowl? I'm getting sticky in my pants.
Who's gonna take the phone? Come and get me, Fanghead. Remember that fantasy about how you want to spend your last moments on earth? Curled up in bed with you. You should have downloaded the app. Yeah, well, I need the stimulation. Been a long time, sweetheart. First off, this is a genre movie that targets a certain demographic See above if you don't know what i'm getting at. The whole movie pretty much takes place in one area only.
Position yourself by the dash. Well, that's what we were doing. You know what I'm gonna do when I find you? They hate pages from the bible. I want to ride a while. Best thing about being a man is, whole world's your toilet.
Just get him some water! This won't last me to Franklin. I'm gonna kick your ass, that's what! You're delivering a shipment to a funeral home in Topeka. Acting was amateur at best and the entire movies focus was homosexual sex. Most of the jokes fall flat and it's totally schlocky, but that is what it is aiming for I guess. He picks up hitchhiking gay couple Cary and Vogel whose relationship is in trouble to say this movie is funny is sad it is more then funny it's money well spent so the guys can't seem to act Stephen Geoffreys from fright night as always is super cool his part is too small but love him Benjamin Lutz is the best of this movie as Brewster the mismatch trio must barricade themselves in the cab of the truck and try to survive until dawn. Sick Nick, we are being attacked by some real boogeymen. Why don't you grab me a piece so I can gimmick open the door.
If they had polished some of the rough spots I would have given it 3 stars. I have to take over his anyway. I know you stayed and watched. Why did you put the bottle back? Thought I had that fixed. There's supposed to be five! I'm the religious one in the family, remember? Why, you act like you ain't happy to see me! You always know how to turn me on.
Now get that truck outta here! Everything looks better in a Speedo! Can you send bear patrol? Caplan, you know they took my license away, and you know why. I don't know what's wrong. Makeup is also on the low end and costume is poor. Is he still in there? Okay, Cary, now after you call the cops, get your ass back here, honk the horn three times, and we'll come running. Now the mismatched trio must barricade themselves in the cab of the truck and try to survive until dawn.
Let's grab my backpack from the truck and beat cheeks! So there's still one out there. So what are you gonna do? Give me the cell phone. My lips on your skin, as I said my last goodbye. Breaker one-twenty, you got Sick Nick here. Would I get a lot of use from it? Hurry it up, will ya? If you run, I'll find you, and when I do, I'll make it hurt! All right, now, I ain't around.
And yet, you're the one the counting. What are you doing here? Hey, this wouldn't be a funeral home, would it? The paperwork will be in the cab of the truck. Do you know what my is? There's a bucket and a hose back here! Naw, we do Brazilian waxes. Hey, my front axle's broken. David Alanson does a good job in his first feature role.